"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
doctor who gif
"why is it when something happens it’s always you three" harry potter gif
"it’s because we have no other choice" supernatural gif
[gently and kindly reminding you that someday someone is going to look at you and finally understand every sappy love song they’ve ever heard]
"ARE WE REALLY HITTING ON EACH OTHER RIGHT NOW OR ARE WE KIDDING?!!" The Musical.
Old Spice what
tumblr is writing Old Spice commercials.
"bear with me" you say. we both turn into bears and escape into the woods
I don’t get sexually or romantically frustrated I get adventurously frustrated like I’m 17 years old why haven’t I been granted magic powers, slain a dragon, and defeated an oppressive emperor and started a rebellion yetFINALLY SOMEONE PUT IT INTO WORDS
I get all three please help
Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you
mom dad im in love with a robot
the bible says adam and eve not florence and the machine
no you misread it says adam and eva
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
the worst is having a dream where someone loves you and you can practically feel them touching you and it feels so real and then you wake up and it’s like the life is being sucked out of you and the happiness just drains out of your body and you feel empty again
i am so threatened by pretty girls they are terrifying